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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Friend :</b> What are you doing for the valentine's day?<p/><b>Me :</b> rewatching Hannibal<p/><b>Friend :</b> Isn't that show with this cannibal guy?<p/><b>Me :</b> yes, the ship is canon and I need love, you know<p/><b>Friend :</b> ...<p/><b>Me :</b> 😏😏😏<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
literally my friend is exhausted well what are we supposed to do when we don't have anyone rewatching this tv show looks like the most brilliant idea of my whole life actually hannibal hannigram fangirl life valentine's day
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itsallavengers:

How to flirt with Tony Stark; a guide by Steve Rogers:

1) .

2) Who knows

3) Certainly not me

4) Compliment his…robots?

5) ??? 

6) Blush a lot 

7) Splutter like a fool when Tony says anything even slightly inappropriate

8) !!!!???

9) Why is there not a manual for this

10) God I need to find Natasha she knows about this stuff right-

stonyslovestory Source: itsallavengers not fantastic beasts but i laughed so hard at this especially because i started to write a new stony os the first one since a very long time and steve try to attract tony's attention and he's like how the fuck i do that goddamnit oh shit language he's also like plz someone i need help help heeeeelp haaaalp jfgajrlfmeobrhycjbrysn and like this shitty autor do shitty stuff help
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fantastic-beasts-smut: “ everythinggramander: “Gramander google search (74) found on https://mobile.twitter.com/vin_bX/status/818216252833349633 ” Graves had brought in Mr Scamander to his office to interrogate him. On Grindelwald matters. And...

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everythinggramander:

Gramander google search (74) found on https://mobile.twitter.com/vin_bX/status/818216252833349633

Graves had brought in Mr Scamander to his office to interrogate him. On Grindelwald matters. And suitcases matters. Really, he did. But each time he opened his mouth to talk Newt would shift in his chair, looking bored, eyes downcast, and Graves completely forgot what he was supposed to say because Newt Scamander, very cute looking young wizard under normal circumstances, somehow now sported cat ears. 

A pair of fluffy, twitching cat ears. How was it even possible, Graves didn’t know, but it worked very well in distracting him from his very serious task because Newt Scamander looked absolutely fucking adorable and god damn it Graves was going to have a heart attack. 

He grabbed his quill tightly to refrain from summoning Newt in his lap and start petting him. He had been itching to do that for the past 20 minutes, and he wasn’t getting any better. 

fantastic-beasts-smut Source: everythinggramander omg i will die this is cute as hell look at newt